Jersey Shore: Tanning and Gelling

(photo of oompa loompa courtesy of MTV)

You know what's amazing about Jersey Shore? The fact that it's like Flavor of Love in that everyone has a nickname. However, the nicknames are self-inflicted and more nonsensical than anything Flavor Flav could have ever come up with.

The show debuted with a two hour preview last Thursday and is on every SINGLE Thursday on MTV at 10PM EST.

If you get bored at work, which you will because let's face it, you're not Obama...go here to get your very own "Guido/Guidette" name. Btw, mine is Princess of Parabus. For those of you who don't know, Parabus is a land where the sun always shines, the gel always glistens and the men always grunt at the gym because the weights they're lifting are SOOOOOOOO heavy.