Jesus Doesn't Love You

Jesus doesn't love you and there is no God. Why? Because if God and Jesus loved you, then they wouldn't allow Real Chance of Love 2 to happen. Well, it's happened. Real and Chance, cast-offs from I Love New York 2 are back for a second season of wine-ing and dining skanks on VH1's tab.

I don't get it. It's bad enough if you go on a "reality" show to win the love of someone famous or someone who used to be famous. It's quite another thing to go on a reality show to win the love of someone who got kicked out by a has-been. Color me confused.

Anyway, it looks like it's going to be a crack-tastic season with better looking girls, stupider girls and the same ol' Real and Chance. Real Chance of Love premieres on August 3.

I've got my money on the he/she named Chewy. Trust.