5 Legged Dog

So I used to date this guy who I nicknamed "Tripod". You're not stupid so I'm sure you know what that means, that dude had a third leg. I swear! Anyway, I was actually reading the news today and came across the story of a 5 legged chihuahua. You can read the story here, I don't feel like typing a summary.

Anyway, the dog was going to be sold to a freak show (kind of like Tripod), but it was saved by this woman. The whole point is that, when you hear about a 5 legged dog, you think "wow, that would be kind of cool to look at and I bet that dog is REALLY fast." In reality, it's like Tripod, it's actually really disturbing and sad to look at. That's why I let a kind woman from craigslist adopt Tripod from me.

Great in theory, gross in reality.